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Distressed white block text reads "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE" in uppercase sans-serif lettering

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Smaller white mixed-case text reads "Just Add Coffee" at the bottom

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A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top

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